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Keith Hoffman
Cups Played: 25
The all-time Rooney Cup points leader and five-time MVP. Keith bought the first trophy in 1998, named himself MVP, and helped turn a buddies’ trip into a 28-year tradition. Across 25 cups he’s been the standard for consistency, clutch play and loud opinions on pairings.
Performance Stats
Career Points
173 (of 289.5)
Win Rate
59.8%
Singles Record
41.5 – 27.5
Team Record
131.5 – 130.5
MVP / LVP
5 / 0
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“The Rooney Cup isn’t just a tournament; it’s a test of who can grind the longest, talk the most trash, and still make a four-footer when it matters.”
— Attributed to Keith in various council meetings
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“If you’re not keeping the spreadsheet up to date, did the cup even happen?”
— On the birth of the official Rooney Cup ledger
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“We’ll argue about handicaps forever. That’s how you know the cup is healthy.”
— On the 80% rule and modern formats
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